Yeah, I mean I'd accept payment if you want to pay me, but they aren't really that difficult to do once you get the hang of them. Besides I enjoy making them. The more detailed the request the better they'll turn out.
True, a bit long winded for my tastes and a touch Homoerotic, but that might be Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Antonio Banderas influencing my recollections of the books.
Unlike most series the first Harry Potter book was the weakest. The tedious pace needed to get so much exposition about the wizardry world into that first book really makes it drag. The next books in the series don't suffer through that. If you want a more grown-up take on modern fantasy might I sug...
goddamnsparklyvampiresgrumblegrumblestupidgingerwerewolvesgrumblegrumble Anyway... I really can't comment on the books as I refuse to read them, but the first movie was terrible, Vampires should at least seem sorta dangerous. Stupid emo melodrama and prepubescent fantasy was all that I saw in the m...